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04 May 2006 @ 11:16 am
 
Mayonnaise v. Miracle Whip

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Josef Blindjosefblind on May 4th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Miracle Whip has a tasty zing that is only enjoyed by those who do not understand fun.

Mayonnaise is like an ambrosia, but one that only the goods could enjoy, because Mayonnaise is that good. It's really good.
Josef Blindjosefblind on May 4th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
Also, only nazis and preschoolers use miracle whip.
Coriemissargentina on May 4th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
Veganaise!
...: Little Otikeloe on May 4th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, yeah! If you've had the others, how do they compare to Veganaise?
Josef Blindjosefblind on May 4th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
How could it, mayonnaise is made from tasty whipped animal fat. Minus the animal fat equals minus the fun.
...: Little Otikeloe on May 4th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
Wha?! Animal fat? I thought the only animal ingredient was eggs?
Josef Blindjosefblind on May 4th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
While the facts (and wikipedia) may tell you that it's made from eggs and vegetable oil. The truth tells me that is really made from whipped animal fat
Coriemissargentina on May 4th, 2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
I dont remember ever eating Miracle Whip but Veganaise tastes exactly like mayonnaise.
...eloe on May 4th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
Awesome, I'll have to try that sometime. It's got to be healthier than the non-vegan version.
Josef Blindjosefblind on May 4th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
That is a myth only satanists would believe. Are you a satanist?
...: RDJeloe on May 4th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Oh, most definitely.
WHORE CUNT BUCKET! ATTACK!retro_romantic on May 5th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
i think your icon answered that
Foxy Jenkins the Jewish Haberdasher: glider epvampire_sushi on May 4th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
i'm torn. miracle whip i have never had the delight of trying. so it remains a mysterious and seductive alternative. and i don't like mayonnaise at all really.

HOWEVER, if you've ever gone out of the country and had THEIR mayonnaise its seriously one of the best concoctions ever and yeah, it goes GREAT with fries.

i need some cool whip!
...: Keyeloe on May 4th, 2006 05:18 pm (UTC)
That would be quite unfortunate if you got Cool Whip mixed up with Miracle Whip.
Foxy Jenkins the Jewish Haberdasher: glider epvampire_sushi on May 4th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
THATS where the confusion came. ok. i looked up miracle whip and was totally flummoxed that it was in fact imitation mayonnaise. i retract my mistakes.

i still want some cool whip, though.
WHORE CUNT BUCKET! ATTACK!retro_romantic on May 5th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
i dunno i seldom eat either but i'd say mayo